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Should Children Witness Childbirth?

08/15/08

11:09:28 pm, Categories: Funnies

Should Children Witness Childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi
pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help
and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had
just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place......smack his ass again!'

If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you!

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